Nejen pro Slováky, dost dobrý

dost dobry

no to bola sila vole Ze je slovencina pekna.

to jo, slováci maji dost dobrý nadávky
v poslední době mě nejvíc zaujalo vajco a pupuš, to by tam taky chtělo zabudovat

super! v češtině by to takhle pěkně nevyznělo

ale pekny anglicko slovensky slovnik

super
no co, sme slovaci kua

a ke konci se to zlepšuje

Dopis vedení britské firmy, podnikající na Slovensku, zaměstnancům

Dopis pro slováky od vedení firmy
From: ******* Head Quarters
To: All Slovak Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage

It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our
office in Slovakia that offensive language is commonly used by our
Slovak speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our
policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and
staff.
All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:


1.. Words like jebal pes, kurva zivot, kokot and other such
expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic
effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.

2.. You will not say dojebal when someone makes a mistake, or srali na
mna if you see someone being reprehended, or hovno when a major
mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb srat and
jebat are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.

3.. No project manager, section head or administrator under any
circumstances will be referred to as kokotenko, kokot, jebnuty or hajzel.

4.. Lack of determination will not be referred to as srac nor will
persons who lack initiative be referred to as kokotko.

5.. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be
referred to as kokotiny.

6.. Do not say chod jebat svoju mamu if somebody is persistent; do not
add pojeb, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
Furthermore, you must not say dojebali sme to (refer to item 2) nor na
toto vyjebeme when a matter becomes excessively complicated.

7.. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say chod do
pice nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with, co do pice
chces?".

8.. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly
industrial partners skurveny dodavatel.

9.. Do not say chodte do pice s tou kokotinou when a relevant project
is presented to you, nor should you ever answer metrovy kokot do
tvojho zadku when your assistance is required.

10.. You should never call partner representatives as jebnuta svina or
skurveny hajzel.

11.. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms
such as jebatelna pica, skurvene hovado or kokotsky buzerant.

12. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say
mozem si s tymto vytriet zadok! Just keep it clean and dispose of it
properly.

Thank you.